Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Happy Hannukah to Phoenix

Goodbye Shawn Green. I'll never forget how you would ground out weakly into rally destroying double plays, or how you would loft majestic fly ball outs to the warning track with two men on and two outs. But then you would sometimes hit like nine homers in one game and reel me right back in. How could I stay mad at you? So you hit .238 and made 15 mill. Your pants were so baggy and your hat ever so slightly askew.

1 comment:

Bill Eseltine said...

It is interesting that the comments you have about Shawn Green are the same I have about A.J. Pierzynski. But I wasn't sorry to see him go. And he was Polish not Jewish