are you there god?

i have decided (drunkenly) to start blogging again. This is a test.

I am obsessed with these tests

What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

better than saddam hussein...

What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

Dear Chloe and other people

Well well well. Hmmmmmm. You are quite the insightful commenter Chloe. Terribly sorry about the car accident, and nope, I have never hit and run anyone at all. I would have done the exact same thing that you did I think. Are you guys hiring any managers or supervisors at your work?

what about the jews? is affirmative action effective? are you seeing anyone?

eat, drink, get undressed. walk, sleep, think, talk. listen to music, watch movies, drink wine. play with cats, walk the beach. eat at restaurants, attend lectures, draw pictures. brush teeth, do laundry, stare out the window, drive through the country. make love, read sartre, throw rocks at tree stumps. listen to npr, put on deodorant, water the plants, take digital photos, curse the president. cry, write research papers, drink beer in the afternoon. sautee mushrooms, change the oil, ponder the progress of science. wash the dishes, go to matinees, envy those more fortunate. wear sweaters, juggle, drink coffee on sunday mornings. nap, think, argue. walk in the rain, pay taxes, change your life.

maybe hzablog is not dead yet

i can honestly say that i never actually realized that a year was so long until right now. three hundred and sixty five is a whole bunch of days. chloe, i...i...