Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Oh fuck.

Well, I can't take this anymore. I'm serious. I don't know why I thought that this whole thing would work out, but I was disastrously wrong. If any of you out there w live somewhere far from here and need a housemate or something, you let me know, okay? This will be so great. I can't wait to move into my new place. I think that we will make terrific roommates.

Also, I've decided to read way more books by neocons and arch conservatives. It is quite unfair of me to despise their philosophy without actually being familiar with their philosophy. Then I will go back to hating them. Or I will become Irving Kristol. Who has a suggestion for where I should begin?

9 comments:

Justin Cooley said...

Arch-conservatives and neo-cons are two different things. There's a reason that neo-cons are sometimes called neo-libs.

When you think arch-conservative, think Pat Buchanon. When you think neo-con, think Paul Wolfowitz. The arch (or paleoconservatives, if you please) are teh isolationists now. The neo-cons are almost charmingly naive and idealistic.

Maybe start with that book by Perle and Frum..."An end to Evil"? I haven't read it but what the hay.

Justin Cooley said...

"teh"

Compagnucci said...

Hey, if you are seriously looking for a place to live, I'm looking for a roomate. I live in SLO though, which is, well, not far from here at all.

Try reading Ann Coulter and not throwing the book against the wall within the first three pages; if you can do that, you have more patience than I can muster.

Justin Cooley said...

Ann Coulter is just clown shoes. Repeat: Do not waste your time.

Compagnucci said...

Please, please don't think that I'm any relation to Miss "Dove." Her use of alliteration far surpasses mine, and you won't find any of my lesbian experiences posted on the intraweb. Growing up in Orange County and having a younger brother named Ronnie (who's only 12) are purely coincidences.

I was seriously considering moving back to Portland, but that was before I realized that I'm supposed to be transferring schools really soon. I don't want to move out of the state, and then move to yet another state six months later. I've deferred admission to my school of choice so I don't plan on moving anywhere for awhile. When are you planning on moving out of your current place? What qualities does the ideal housemate posses?

I've never heard of Salt Creek, so I don't think its a part of Orange County. "Greatest guy ever" huh? Do great guys wear jaundice pants? I think not.

Bill Eseltine said...

okay okay, the pants are. . .well anyway, I'm glad to see Melissa using patented Jut Cooley words like "intarweb." Justin, you finally made it buddy. You're a part of blog culture.

Anonymous said...

whattya mean you're not familiar w/conservative philosophy? you do live in amurrica, right? dude, by the standards of most of europe and south america, you ARE a conservative.

rumsfeld said on the news that amnesty international's comparison of guantanamo bay to a gulag is "a slap in the face to everyone who's ever worn a uniform". not the fact that it IS like a gulag, just that amnesty would point that out. that pretty much says it all right there.
BENjAMIN.........

Housman said...

Woah Ben. Woah. Are you disagreeing with me on my blog that I have sacrificed so much for? You will pay, and anyone else who thinks like you will pay.

Anonymous said...

god, HZA, haven't i suffered enough already?