Wednesday, June 01, 2005
I wish that you could smell the girl next to me
Today I saw a minivan that was decorated with 4 bumper stickers. 3 of the stickers were variations on the "support our troops" ribbon theme, and the other was a "9-11-01. We will never forget". These people are glad that 9-11 happened. In the way that I was glad that Weezer had happened, and showed it by slapping Weezer stickers on the back of my Ford Escort. I'd be willing to bet that if it were possible (Final Countdown style)to go back in time and keep the attacks from taking place, these people would be against doing so. And not because of causality and the danger posed to the fabric of space/time.
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of course. it gives them an excuse to hate and murder brown people. there, i agree with you. you can stop the voodoo curse, now...
BENjAMIN............
Hey Housman,
Let's go by the army recruiter's office and pick up a bunch of their business cards. Then we can walk around town and helpfully place the edge of the cards under all of those "support our troops" magnetic stickers. I hear that the army is at least 16% below their recruiting goals and I know that these people would love to help out!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHOHOHOHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHOHOHOHHAHAHOHOHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(that was a good one)
Are you suggesting that I need a twelve-step program for shopping? I've been taught that shopping is key in the healing that needs to occur during rehabilitation from other vices. Perhaps I should stop seeking solace in Our Lady of Oprah.
In Mexico Porkey Pig is called ¿Por qué? Pig.
He's exactly the same except instead of stuttering, he just asks a lot of questions.
Yeah Mr Cooley, we can start with the huge stack of Air Force recruitment brouchures that I lift from Woodstock's everytime I eat there.
The shortage isn't in the Air Force--we need Army and Marines recruits! Cannon fodder!
Semper Fi, bee-atches!
Ginger would divorce you so fast that your head would spin.
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