What did I do "Jamaican"? How did I fall out of favor so quickly? Can't I have another chance? Is that guy in the photo with you in my History 304 class? I'm afraid that I have enough unavailable girls in my life, so I don't know about the tire swing thing.
Chloe, will you marry me? I'm ready. Maybe I've just missed your posts, but I can't live without you in my life. No wonder I've been all fucked up inside these last few weeks.
I would like to apologize for avoiding my aunt and uncle the other day. I'm trying to be a better man. I'm also trying to make it out of my twenties alive. Hey, who wants to put some money on that? What are the odds? 2:1 for my making it? Who will take even money?
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hey HZA, you ever see that show 'home movies'? think it's on adult swim (or it was, i've got the dvd). it's by the guys who did 'dr katz". don't know why, but those squiggle-animations always remind me of you.
Yeah, I love that show. Especially the camping episode with the soccer team.
Housman, your blog has become too emotional. I'm bailin'
More like Ballin' Out of Control.
But seriously, all that shit you may be going through right now, and all the shit that people are saying in response don't really mean shit. There is a giant fucking world out there waiting for you man, and if I serve as nothing else in you life, I want to be your catalyst. Cheers, I'll see you in a couple of days.
PS It wasn't perfect, but it could have been, and could be, someday.
Ok I cant remember my password still, and I cant figure out how to get it back. Somehow the blogger knows Im in Brazil and will only give me instructions in Portugese.
I would like to state that I am 100% always against squiggle animations of any kind. And I also dont eat fish on account of how they dont have souls.
And also I have this deep rooted fear that since I can no longer post under my blogger handle, that whoever is pretending to be Chloe Dove will start pretending to be Chloe Dove pretending to be me. This of course will be much more fun that just pretending to be me, as they will have to ask themselves continually, ok that is how I would pretend to be Josh, but how would Chloe pretend to be Josh. And then they will leave little hints that its Chloe pretending to be Josh and not Mark Tognazinni pretending to be Josh. Fuck man, now I cant wait.
damn, JOSH, it's bad enough having you brag about your incredibly awesome life of fun and excitement on yours and JONNY'S websites, but to have to read it on HZABLOG as well? is their no escaping your coolness?
There is no escaping my coolness,
-your casually cool, colloquially cogently clever, cadaverously killer,
Josh
Ok see look at that. Pretty good, but too obviously not me. I mean, way too many syllables. Chloe would have done much better. So that is obvioulsy someone pretending to be the person who is pretending to be Chloe Dove pretending to be me. Its like the end of the first Mission Impossible movie.
Housman, I don't know what the hell is going on in here, but I do know that you have great hair.
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