Oh good. Really great. No, I'm serious, this is fucking terrific. Next time, no wait, there will be no next time. I'm finished having feelings. Can you sell your unused emotions on e-bay? I read somewhere that someone sold their everlasting soul to a buyer on e-bay for something like ten thousand dollars. If anyone is interested in purchasing the balance of my heart and soul, get in touch with me. From now on, I move through life an unfeeling, unthinking automaton. I'm very, very tired of feeling. On the bright side, my blogs are generally much better when I'm despondent anyway.
7 comments:
I would recommend deleting this entire post.
um yeah what justin said.
god, I'm too late for the good stuff. Were korean teenagers getting unruly on your site?
Um. . .Okay.
But if you sell your soul, where is the entertainment factor of your blog going to come from?
Joosh,
when you say MUSCLE, I think little pink rubber men, but damn, I can't recall any of their names
god, i used to love those muscle men. remember when they came out with the blue and the red and the purplw ones? somehow it just wasn't the same....
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