Thursday, September 08, 2005

Always on the outside

Oh good. Really great. No, I'm serious, this is fucking terrific. Next time, no wait, there will be no next time. I'm finished having feelings. Can you sell your unused emotions on e-bay? I read somewhere that someone sold their everlasting soul to a buyer on e-bay for something like ten thousand dollars. If anyone is interested in purchasing the balance of my heart and soul, get in touch with me. From now on, I move through life an unfeeling, unthinking automaton. I'm very, very tired of feeling. On the bright side, my blogs are generally much better when I'm despondent anyway.

7 comments:

Justin Cooley said...

I would recommend deleting this entire post.

MICHAEL DEGNAN said...

um yeah what justin said.

Anonymous said...

god, I'm too late for the good stuff. Were korean teenagers getting unruly on your site?

Bill Eseltine said...

Um. . .Okay.

Anonymous said...

But if you sell your soul, where is the entertainment factor of your blog going to come from?

Housman said...

Joosh,
when you say MUSCLE, I think little pink rubber men, but damn, I can't recall any of their names

Anonymous said...

god, i used to love those muscle men. remember when they came out with the blue and the red and the purplw ones? somehow it just wasn't the same....